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Crystal Cohen sang a rather racist song during a press conference. ("Pilot")

BackgroundEdit

After investing in a Malaysian dog track that led to a Himalayan getting bitten by one of the dogs, Crystal Cohen attempted to counter the negative feedback by donating $50,000 to a a local inner-city youth group. For the press conference, Crystal prepared a song which she was planning on singing. Despite Ben's insistence, Crystal performed it eventually. ("Pilot")

LyricsEdit

Oh, the blacks and whites,
And the Asians, and the Himalayans, too.
The middle-western Indians,
And all of the Jews.

Crystal Cohen, "Pilot"